Thursday, November 1, 2007

Ellen Crying, Bitches, Weeping and Dogs!

The week in useless trash starts, appropriately enough, with Lindsay Lohan, fresh from rehab amidst the salty Mormon wastes, newly substance free (tick tock, tick tock) and as broke as a retard’s teacup collection. Allegedly. Sources say she has squandered her entire 7 million dollar “fortune” (I keep that much in my sock drawer) on crotchless pant

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